Saturday, May 12, 2007

RocketWoman, burnin' out her fuse up here alone...

What about this one: Lisa Nowak, former astronaut,
Navy test pilot, engineer, and diaper enthusiast -
possible relation to SNL player Seth Meyers? Oops I Crapped My Pants can hold a lot of dung!For more thoughts on Lisa, click here...
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*Addendum: Welp, the article to which that link referred to is no longer available. Lucky for you I saved the article and my comment to it:

Tuesday, February 06, 2007

women are crazy

Houston, We Have a Problem
Cops say Lisa Nowak drove 900 miles in diapers so she wouldn't have to stop on trip to confront romantic rival

can i take an example of one absolutely crazy woman who performed an unprecedented act and then use this as a blanket example to prove that all women are crazy? despite all of the logic and science in the world, the answer is YES!

it is rather humorous though . . . i mean seriously, diapers? she probably spent as much time going to buy the diapers as it would have taken her to stop along the way to pee.

my comment:
sagefats said...
she has been in outer space for crying out loud! she has a masters in aerospace engineering or something. but deep down under a facade of intelligence and rational thought, she's just a crazy whorin' homewrecker.

i mean, come on! you can't take 5 minutes to stop at a stuckey's and go pee? what if she had to crap? i guess that makes her a nasty crazy whorin' homewrecker.

and she's a freakin' astronaut. she can't spring for the $114 southwest airfare from houston to orlando? and they even have a toilet on the plane, she wouldn't have to wear her "oops i crapped my pants." i guess that makes her a cheap, nasty, and crazy whorin' homewrecker.

something must've happed up there, like a solar flare or event horizon or something. i smell a "chewbacca defense" coming on...