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"Yeah I heard of him, didn't he play hockey for da Red Wings?"
Ever wonder whatever became of Jane's Addiction frontman Perry Farrell? I turned on C-SPAN the other day and there he was, the distinguished gentleman from Connecticut's Third District addressing the House. But the chair recognized him as Rosa DeLauro. Must have been my mistake.
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Houston, We Have a Problemmy comment:sagefats said... she has been in outer space for crying out loud! she has a masters in aerospace engineering or something. but deep down under a facade of intelligence and rational thought, she's just a crazy whorin' homewrecker.
i mean, come on! you can't take 5 minutes to stop at a stuckey's and go pee? what if she had to crap? i guess that makes her a nasty crazy whorin' homewrecker.
and she's a freakin' astronaut. she can't spring for the $114 southwest airfare from houston to orlando? and they even have a toilet on the plane, she wouldn't have to wear her "oops i crapped my pants." i guess that makes her a cheap, nasty, and crazy whorin' homewrecker.
something must've happed up there, like a solar flare or event horizon or something. i smell a "chewbacca defense" coming on...
Poor Britney Jean, you can take the trash out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of the trash . . . er um, ahem, something like that. Anyways, to get to my point: IT'S THE KURGAN!
Have ya'll seen those commercials for Focus Factor? It's some sorta multi-vitamin marketed as speed that probably doesn't work, but the interesting thing about them is C.E.O. and spokesman Rob Graham. Rob's sporting some sweet, molting mullet-tude in this spot. He looks familiar, mmm... Then it hit me the other day - it's Walter Flanagan! None other than Fan Boy himself. If you don't know, Flanagan is the manager of Jay and Silent Bob's Secret Stash in Redbank, NJ. Once called the "Lon Chaney of the 90's," Walter has appeared in several ViewAskew productions, including 1994's critically acclaimed Clerks.
So I'm flipping channels this weekend and I caught bits and pieces of Saturday Night Live, which was a rerun of the November 11 show with Arec Bardrin. I flipped to it during the musical performance, and instead of changing the channel (which I always do - I haven't watched a music performance on SNL since Technotronic performed "Pump Up the Jam" in 1989), something caught my eye and I stayed put. The musical guest was Christina Aguilera, er um, my bad - I should say "Xtina." And when I say something caught my eye, no, it wasn't like that. (For this night, she was on the opposite end of the spectrum from her "Dirty" video, donning what appeared to be close to a zoot suit.) Rather, it was this yellow mass attached to her head. I quickly thought "Gee, that's some fluffy hair..." before I realized it was a wig that Dolly Parton herself wouldn't be caught dead in. But instead of scoffing and changing it over to Wrestle Birmingham on WTTO, I kept watching. For some reason this was familiar. Déjà vu? I don't know, but I something about her hair & make-up made me "wanna rock." I wonder if Dee Snider's attorneys were watching...
I've always contended that Cuban-American acting great Andy Garcia moonlighted as a football player. Garcia's alter-ego for 16 years was former NFL placekicker & current Birmingham radio personality Al Del Greco. Upon seeing Del Greco's career winding up, the great thespian undertook the creation of a new identity, and in 1999, he created Martin Gramatica.
